there was a time when writers were kind
and their plotlines were soft
and their deaths nonexistent
there was a time…
then it all
went
wrong
(via terrynyah)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via terrynyah)
(Source: holdonuntilitsover, via nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)
(Source: comicsannibal, via drwats0n)
that is actually the most accurate representation I have heard
(Source: nuklon, via captainmischief)
(Source: m-perrys, via thetwinsinlaw)
this looks like a weird CD cover for a boy band
I’M SO DONE
(via parrishers)
let it go
(Source: morelikebrothers, via hallucifer)
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
(via terrynyah)
“do you remember when I asked you to marry me? do you remember what you said? you said, ‘with all my heart’. that’s what you said, guinevere. no subterfuge, no trickery.”
(via ponderism)
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
(via alpacamycroftbooty)
